A person who is not only lacking in clue but is apparently unable or unwilling to acquire clue even when handed it on a plate in generous portions.

Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.

A fuck-wit is a individual with absolute no wits or intelligence and tries to come off smart when really they are just a fuck wit

Something resembling idiocy...only a wee bit nastier

A person so lacking in intelligence that they cannot grasp the simplest concepts.

Person of low intelligence, retard