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A god of fucking. A fuckturd is so good in bed that the woman feels obligated to make him breakfast the next morning.
I'm too lazy to make him a sandwich, but god damn he was a fuckturd last night.
by bhangradt September 30, 2011
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1. When you do your best to clean out, but then you have anal sex, and after it's over, he pulls out, and a small, almost insignificant turd either rolls out, or is smashed on top of the condom.

2. A person resembling the small, almost insignificant piece of shit.
"Please pay no attention to my friend. He's drunk and being a total fuckturd. "
"Yeah, we'll just ignore him til he goes away."
by Trans-AmIam November 02, 2017
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