When she shits on your dick as lube during sex

What happens after anal sex

A person that you hate and you find utterly gross and disgusting.

Origin: You know that stain on your sheets after you've been adventurous in bed... Yeah thats the one! (Makes you cringe dont it!)

A general term of disgruntlement and angst.

an asshole that is so stupid they don't actually realize how much of a turd they actually are

When completing anal sex, the male removes his member and discovers fecal matter on the tip.

An unplanned, unwanted child. I.e. bastard.