May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
2
fucktard = fucking + retard
fuckturd = fucktard + turd
(fucking (shit)
retard)
basically, a fucking retard who is as dumb as a turd
fuckturd = fucktard + turd
(fucking (shit)
retard)
basically, a fucking retard who is as dumb as a turd
by this website is ruined October 06, 2005
3
Someone who is a Fuckin Shit, worse than a Fucktard, because they do stupid stuff that hurts others and they know it and refuse to accept it
Blend of Fuck "You stupid Fuck" and Turd "You mate, are a Turd!" so someone who meets both criteria can be succinctly summed up in one word and one phrase... They are not worth the extra effort or energy expended in saying two
Why did you do that you Fuckturd, you just ran over my foot... No your foot was in the way, you saw me coming, its your fault for not moving...
Why did you do that you Fuckturd, you just ran over my foot... No your foot was in the way, you saw me coming, its your fault for not moving...
by Kenny Kat January 09, 2012
4
1) Very similar to the term wank face. Is used when there are seemingly no insults left to use. Or if the insultee is going for the king pin insult.
2) This term derives from Peru. It comes from the term used by Peruvines which is 'el fucko turdino'.
2) This term derives from Peru. It comes from the term used by Peruvines which is 'el fucko turdino'.
Picture the scene, theres an immense cussige match going on:
"Mate....you are one.....one helleva fuck turd"
"Fo Shizzle"
"Mate....you are one.....one helleva fuck turd"
"Fo Shizzle"
by Jean Pierre Lafee July 06, 2004
6
fuckturd.... a turd (aka bowel movement.. a shit...a crap...a poop) fuckturd...is a turd named by its owner fuckturd..is a turd that changed its path going out.....
Fuckturd...is a turd that can do reverse fuckturd.....is a turd that does reverse as soon as it gets interrupted
fuckturd... is a turd that gets interrupted and goes in reverse
Fuckturd...is a turd that can do reverse fuckturd.....is a turd that does reverse as soon as it gets interrupted
fuckturd... is a turd that gets interrupted and goes in reverse
Hey did everything come out all right he asked me....well no...it was a fuckturd...dont interrupt me when i am taking a crap
by PRETTY IN COPPER June 24, 2017