The mass of a Dyson sphere. That is, the amount of matter required to construct a sphere around the sun. It is assumed that the sphere has as little thickness as possible.
A fuckton of iron has been calculated to be 8.806 * 10^21 kilograms of iron, or 1.941 * 10^22 pounds of iron.
by MK GT FKT October 29, 2004
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A fuckton is a unit of measure, equivalent to the weight of one elephant, 14,000 pounds, or 7 tons. May vary depending on the weight of the nearest elephant.
Example 1:
Man 1: That elephant looks like it weighs a fuckton!
Man 2: It does.
Example 2:
Son: I'm so hungry, I could eat an elephant.
Son's Friend: Me too!
Mother: Should I make two fucktons of mac 'n' cheese?
Father: That's what two elephants weigh, isn't it?
Man 1: That elephant looks like it weighs a fuckton!
Man 2: It does.
Example 2:
Son: I'm so hungry, I could eat an elephant.
Son's Friend: Me too!
Mother: Should I make two fucktons of mac 'n' cheese?
Father: That's what two elephants weigh, isn't it?
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Alot of something. It is a combination of fuck and ton.
so instead of "a ton of stuff" you say "a fuck-ton of stuff"
so instead of "a ton of stuff" you say "a fuck-ton of stuff"
by Vivianna April 04, 2008
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An SI counting unit equal to the combined mass in grams of all the woman the average man would like to fuck in his life time.
by Dr. Sebs September 19, 2010
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by A Rhys Kern January 16, 2006
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Seven actual tons, or the amount of water expelled from the leaves of a full grown Oak tree per day.
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An excessive, overwhelming, or overpowering amount of something. A fuckton is not a standard unit of measurement but rather an excessive amount of something for the situation at hand.
Dude, ten policemen busted our party and there was only fifteen of us there. The same amount of cops busted our last party and it had over five times more people. I don't know why they sent a fuckton over this time.
by therightword July 09, 2010
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