A coiffeured line of pubic hair running down to the genitals. Variable in thickness but always of vertical alignment. Recent reports have suggested a correlation between thickness of line and accommodation capacity of genitals see clown's pocket, feeding a pony or mouse's ear

Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.

Someone who works in a basement record shop, and can't be bothered to help out a friend in need because they have concert tickets. A fuckstripe is a douche indeed.