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Fuckspoons (f•ū•ć-s•p•ü•ń•s); noun: An accurate unit of measurement used to measure anything.
"Dude how much sugar do you want in your coffee"
"Like nine fuckspoons"

"How much lion blood did you insert into my caviar, good sir?"
"Approximately twenty fuckspoons"
by Gryphobia January 03, 2015
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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