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The highest level of absolute fiasco. An event or process where NOTHING goes right.
The war in Iraq is a total fuckshow.
by ChipSlap February 01, 2005
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A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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1) An unstoppable force of stupidity; something not to be fucked with due to its retard factor; something so fucked up that it's best to give it a wide berth.

2) A person so fucked up that they will derail themselves with their own moronic actions; someone who doesn't need assitance in fucking up their life; a poor decision maker.

3) A catchphrase: "Nobody fucks with the Fuckshow!" Usually said by those who don't realize that being a Fuckshow is bad.

origin: Words uttered by a degenerate just before he exacted justice on a drunken hobo who was touching the hood of his minvan. After decimating the hobo and leaving him bleeding on the ground, the "Fuckshow" as he liked to refer to himself, purchased a 24 pack and left the scene. The hobo later died in hospital, and the "Fuckshow" ended up in prision, thus encompassing all it means to be a Fuckshow.

4) A self deprieciating term made by someone who knows that they fucked up bad.
"Man, the Nickleback concert the other night was a complete fuckshow."

"Ted is a total fuckshow."

"I've said it before and I'll say it again..."No one, and I mean no one, fucks with the Fuckshow!"

"Jesus Christ, I am suck a fuckshow!"
by kittycat78 April 14, 2010
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When a situation is SO fucked, all you can do is sit back and watch the show.
This holiday sale is becoming a fuck show. I can't bear to try to beat the crowds myself. I just amused by how all the people are acting.
by Geftgirl December 06, 2005
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A fuck show is someone who is a meth addict. They live their lives in a fuck show hence the name
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"wow that guys messed"
"yea he's a total fuck show now"
by Mugsy Malone85 May 08, 2009
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combination of fuck yea and forshow...fuckshow
"Are you goin to the party tonight?"
"Ohh fuckshow!"
by scar_420 July 23, 2006
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A situation or thing that is really dire.
Arsenal lost to Hull, at HOME. What a fuckshow!

Nicklas Bendtner is the biggest fuckshow in town. Cunt.

I wish the price of oil would stop going down, my spread bet is turning into a fuckshow.

by Wayne Gashley December 10, 2008
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