noun: a husband, someone who shoves his penis in a vagina
I gotta go home and make dinner for the fuckpump.
by Climax Queen March 30, 2004
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1. An insult usually made quickly in a fit of rage at someone who has seriously angered you.

2. Another name for a penis pump
1. You cunting fuckpump!!!
2. Honey why don't you get the fuckpump and we can have some fun?
by "Cunting Fuckpump" March 30, 2017
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