Who's fucking the cat here? I am, so shut up and hold the tail.

george misses the bus- "fuck a cat!"

I fucked the cat last night when I was walking with my cat down a dark ally and suddenly Karen sprang out of the bushes with a tazer and a dog named Foo Foo.

1)I really fucked the cat with that one (driving into a lamp post, for example)
2)"Fuck the cat! That guy's got the biggest cock I ever saw!"
3)"Fuck the cat! That guy really pisses me off, who's he think he is?"

John: You hear what tyler did because his girlfriend didn't give him any?
Bob:What?
John:He pulled a fuck a cat!
Bob:Another victim...

"What are you doing today?... Fucking my Cat!"

"What is everyone doing inside that house?... Fucking their cats"

"Don't smoke too much, it's bad for yah"
Reply: So, "who's fucking the cat?"