My nuts my fat fucking nuts oh god oh fuck they hurt so bad my fat fucking nuts someone just kill me I can’t take it anymore the immense pain my fat fucking nuts there’s blood everywhere oh god my nuts my fat fucking nuts

Fuck Nuts and Paper Cuts is an exclamation used by one who has just had something negative occur unto them.

It can be yelled or uttered under ones breath, both with roughly the same meaning of "I am not fond of what just happened to the point of incoherence and so I will utter a nonsensical phrase."

The phrase originated in the online gaming world and was uttered randomly upon the death of a player. The player and his friend then sat in silence pondering upon this new exclamation for not only did it rhyme, it also combined a variety of strange things all in one.

It can also be shortened to simply "Fuck Nuts"

To execute a project forthwith and with confidence.

A grown adult who is clearly product of a big big oopsie in the bedroom.

(1) v. To take charge and/or control of a situation.

(2) v. To 'Get your dick wet' by some girl you just saw or met.

To have sexual intercourse with between a man and a woman by inserting the left or right testicle into the vigina.

This is when you are fuckin a girl and alcohol is usually involed and she has got off about two or three times and you havent went yet. So you just plain and simple get tired of fuckin her pull out and say fuck this nut that you never caught.