Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Clichéd triple-insult, used when an object is sought after by multiple parties and time is of the esscence.
GUY 1:"Give me the keys you fucking cocksucker!"
GUY 2: "Give me the keys you fuckin' cocksucker motherfucker motherfucker!"
COP: "Knock it off!"
GUY 3: "Gi'e thi ke' y' f'in' c'suck'"
COP: "In english..."
GUY 3: "whata fuck? kbgdjgkjdgj Gi'e thi ke' y' f'in' c'suck'"
GUY 4: "Give me the keys you fuckin' cocksucker."
GUY 5: "Give ME the keys you fucking cocksucker."
GUY 2: "Give me the keys you fuckin' cocksucker motherfucker motherfucker!"
COP: "Knock it off!"
GUY 3: "Gi'e thi ke' y' f'in' c'suck'"
COP: "In english..."
GUY 3: "whata fuck? kbgdjgkjdgj Gi'e thi ke' y' f'in' c'suck'"
GUY 4: "Give me the keys you fuckin' cocksucker."
GUY 5: "Give ME the keys you fucking cocksucker."
by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004
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A ho/whore/both that really likes to cheat on projects from the smart kid and gurgles his macaroni in her mouth for a long time
by Fuckboysgirlfriend December 15, 2019