When you get disconnected from your neighbor's wi-fi seemingly at random.

1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.

A common response to something that is fucked up.

Originated in Austin, TX 2004 by IBMers.

Known by some in the world as Golf, fucking bullshit is a game unique in that it requires no less than 120 strokes, 14 lost balls, and 2 broken clubs. Particularly infuriating in that with every swing, there seems to be a new component that cause the shot to go awry. It is impossible to get better at or be happy while playing.

The action of fucking bull shit.

The act of trying to procreate using that which a Bos taurus has defecated.

When someone or something does something or happens in a series of very unfortunate events that harms you and everyone around you.