Who's fucking this chicken?

Used when someone is trying to give you unsolicited instruction or advice, and just plain annoying you while you work.

Diego was trying to tell me how to get the sticker off the side of the truck, which I had done a million times before. After listening to him for 5 minutes I replied "who's fucking this chicken?"

by MLFL October 5, 2009

Keep fucking that chicken

To stay the course.

Bush: "We need to stay the course in Iraq."
Cheney: "Keep fucking that chicken."

by bangoskank October 10, 2009

Keep Fucking That Chicken

A phrase that can be used as a reply or advice in a variety of conversations, usually as encouragement (Keep up the good work, etc.) but also can also be defined as unproductive activity (fucking the dog, etc.) Can be used metaphorically or in the literal sense. Considered vulgar. Coined by news anchor Ernie Anastos of New York's Fox 5 network in a segue during a live newscast on September 16th, 2009.

My grandfather always used to say "keep fucking that chicken, boy!" and I really didn't know what he meant so I just rolled with it.

Or:

Ernie: "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick."
Nick Gregory: "Well, I guess that's me!"
Ernie: "Keep fucking that chicken."

by bktscrambler September 17, 2009

keep fucking that chicken

It's what you say to a meteorologist after they announce the forecast.

Or in any and all situations ever.

"It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast"
"I guess that's me"
"Keep fucking that chicken"

by dmcleod September 19, 2009

Start fucking that chicken

To begin doing well in a manner prescribed by Ernie Anastos.

Shit! I got a 38 on my econ test!

Sounds like you need to start fucking that chicken in that class.

by atomicplatypus October 14, 2009

Keep fucking that chicken

Expression, 21th century American English

1) An expression o encourage one to continue with an undesirable or menial task.

Steve: I have ton of paperwork to do.

Ernie: Keep fucking that chicken.

by charles chicken September 19, 2009

keep fucking that chicken

Basically a much funnier synonym for "Keep on keepin' on." It's what you say when someone tells you how they're struggling with something.

Ernie: It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Dick.

Dick: I guess that's me...

Ernie: Keep fucking that chicken.

Dari: *googly eyes*

by Murderface September 17, 2009