1. To be completely screwed over, usually do to one's own stupidity.
2. To be in a real predicament and/or a lot of trouble, especially with a higher authority.
2. To be in a real predicament and/or a lot of trouble, especially with a higher authority.
1. Stan: We're outta gas.
Jerry: Great goin' dumbass, I told you to fill up the tank when we had the chance.
Stan: I know, I know...now we're fucked sideways.
2. Dude, when your mom finds out that you maxed out her credit card you're gonna be fucked sideways.
Jerry: Great goin' dumbass, I told you to fill up the tank when we had the chance.
Stan: I know, I know...now we're fucked sideways.
2. Dude, when your mom finds out that you maxed out her credit card you're gonna be fucked sideways.
by Brwn Bear April 28, 2009
(1)When one makes seriously intense love to another person, enough so that the one on the receiving end of the love-making can't walk straight.
(2)Drinking way too much to the point where one can't walk straight.
(2)Drinking way too much to the point where one can't walk straight.
by Kenny D. December 05, 2004
When someone in the middle is being fucked by two others from the sides, both orally and analy/vaginaly.
The sexy redhead was being fucked sideways by a big dick in her mouth and a lesbian with a dildo up here vagina.
by The.Kev February 06, 2014
When fucking sideways, it nullifies all the wrongings of any action.
Melvin: Nathan, my wife is horrible in bed.
Nathan: Well, have you ever tried fucking sideways with another woman?
Melvin: What?! I'd never cheat on my wife.
Nathan: It's not cheating if you fuck her sideways.
Nathan: Well, have you ever tried fucking sideways with another woman?
Melvin: What?! I'd never cheat on my wife.
Nathan: It's not cheating if you fuck her sideways.
by Orato Ashimoro October 02, 2016
by crazyfridaynight November 22, 2009
by MsTr-Z May 15, 2005
Used when:
a) One is in a difficult situation.
b) Has heard something unbelieveable or shocking.
c) Has hurt themselves.
An extended Australian version: "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!" (Yabbi Pump: Suction device used to pump Yabbis from the sand)
a) One is in a difficult situation.
b) Has heard something unbelieveable or shocking.
c) Has hurt themselves.
An extended Australian version: "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!" (Yabbi Pump: Suction device used to pump Yabbis from the sand)
Examples:
a) "Fuck me sideways, wrong hole!"
b) "I just won a million dollars!" "Well fuck me sideways!"
c) (*Slams toe into wall*) "Fuck me sideways that hurt!"
"I just rooted a Kangaroo!" "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!"
a) "Fuck me sideways, wrong hole!"
b) "I just won a million dollars!" "Well fuck me sideways!"
c) (*Slams toe into wall*) "Fuck me sideways that hurt!"
"I just rooted a Kangaroo!" "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!"
by fun_afta_dark January 14, 2006