by ZenTam April 18, 2018
Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!
by Worthy_sojourner September 04, 2021
Guy: Dude, that guy just got shot up on the block by a gang of well hung hispanics with glocks and m16s!
Other Guy: Well fuck me in the ass and call me queer!?!?!?!
Other Guy: Well fuck me in the ass and call me queer!?!?!?!
by swanybeast69 June 25, 2010
Declan: I told you Dave, she sent nudes to five other guys. You owe me five bucks!
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!
Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!
Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill
by DirtyDave42069 March 08, 2017
A fucking amazing frase that only funny as fuck people use. Meaning you want someone to fuck you right in the ass hole. No shit...💩
by fuck me right in the ass hole March 18, 2016
A phrase that may be exclaimed in situations concerning stupid actions/accidents carried out by yourself.
It can be used to signify individuals near you that your poor motor skills coupled with hand-eye coordination are just as affective as bringing a pack of bubblegum instead of a grenade to war.
It can be used to signify individuals near you that your poor motor skills coupled with hand-eye coordination are just as affective as bringing a pack of bubblegum instead of a grenade to war.
After taking the tray of Tater-Tots out of the oven, you remove the oven mittens.
While trying to grab one with your bare hands, you burn your wrist/arm/upper limb on the metal try.
* "Ouch! Fuck Me up the Goat Ass!"
While trying to grab one with your bare hands, you burn your wrist/arm/upper limb on the metal try.
* "Ouch! Fuck Me up the Goat Ass!"
by Skelator Lester Z Doja XXXXXXX August 09, 2008
An exclamation of extreme shock and disbelief, whether at an event or a sight being witnessed.
Can also be used when you discover someone has been fucking you over.
Can also be used when you discover someone has been fucking you over.
Person 1: Holy shit! What the hell is that person doing?
Person 2: Well, fuck me figuratively up the ass, they're raping a dog.
Person 1: You have a date with Sally? You know, she has a boyfriend.
Person 2: Fuck me figuratively up the ass! Three months and she never said anything!
Person 2: Well, fuck me figuratively up the ass, they're raping a dog.
Person 1: You have a date with Sally? You know, she has a boyfriend.
Person 2: Fuck me figuratively up the ass! Three months and she never said anything!
by ElectroSophie March 28, 2009