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Fuckbunt: An insult that refers to a person. It has 3 meanings.
1. A fat asshole (referring to a bunt sail).
2. A person involved in any sexual act that involves negative G forces (referring to the aviation term).
3 A human form of diseased fungus, often used to indicated someone with sexual diseases (referring to the fungal grass disease).
1. A fat asshole (referring to a bunt sail).
2. A person involved in any sexual act that involves negative G forces (referring to the aviation term).
3 A human form of diseased fungus, often used to indicated someone with sexual diseases (referring to the fungal grass disease).
1. "Jesus Clint, you are such a goddamn fuckbunt" or "Oi fuckbunt!"
2. "I was a total fuckbunt last night, I did an outside loop with Tracy. She almost threw up." or "Do you fuckbunt?"
3. "Can you smell the fuckbunt?" or "That fuckbunt Gary infects everyone he touches"
2. "I was a total fuckbunt last night, I did an outside loop with Tracy. She almost threw up." or "Do you fuckbunt?"
3. "Can you smell the fuckbunt?" or "That fuckbunt Gary infects everyone he touches"
by Monstertank November 26, 2013
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011