Phrase coined by author Christopher Moore to refer to a female companion whose sole contribution to a relationship is the provision of sexual gratification. Can also refer to a male. Implies that, apart from looking good and having sex, the person has no other redeeming qualities.
"Fuck puppets. Every one of them has an apartment that some older executive guy is paying for - just like he paid for the health-club membership and the fake tits. They spend their days getting facials and manicures, and their nights under some suit out of his suit."
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"So they're like mistresses?" Charlie said. "Like in Europe?"
"I suppose," Ray said. "But did you ever get the impression that mistresses worked this hard to look good? I think fuck puppet is more accurate, because when they get too old to hold the attention of their guy, they've got nothing more going. They'll be done, like marionettes with no one at the strings."
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"So they're like mistresses?" Charlie said. "Like in Europe?"
"I suppose," Ray said. "But did you ever get the impression that mistresses worked this hard to look good? I think fuck puppet is more accurate, because when they get too old to hold the attention of their guy, they've got nothing more going. They'll be done, like marionettes with no one at the strings."
by N E B October 01, 2007
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
I can havve sex with him any time, anywhere, any way I want! He's my Fuck Puppet, and loves it when I pull his "string."
by talk2me-JCH May 07, 2021
by CJM379 December 05, 2002
A Fuck-Puppet is someone who is being completely manipulated and used by the will and behavior of someone else in the most demoralising manner for either persons benefit.
"Did you see how she just lied in court?" "What a total Fuck Puppet!"
"That Dirty Little Fuck-Puppet won't stab me in the back!"
"Your just doing all his dirty work, your his Fuck-Puppet!"
"That Dirty Little Fuck-Puppet won't stab me in the back!"
"Your just doing all his dirty work, your his Fuck-Puppet!"
by The Moody Poet August 05, 2006
One who serves no useful purpose aside from sex, esp. one who thinks they have a purpose due to being cleverly manipulated.
She's not my girlfriend; she's just a fuckpuppet.
by Beau Nobo June 11, 2003
A term to describe someone you love fucking, repeatedly. Often considered to be a demoralizing term, I believe we can take it back. I am proud to be a fuck puppet.
Used in the television series Six Feet Under
Used in the television series Six Feet Under
by MoMo_love February 26, 2007
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