by FelinesGoneFaster June 05, 2020
The Nussy, or the โnose pussyโ, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.
A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
come on let's keep it real that kiddy tickling, daughter fucking, kid caging, tax evading, military hating, russia butt kissing, family separating, instigating, racist, imbecilic, washed up, proud boy loving ass, impeached ass, tired ass, virused up ass, old ass stain of a man should never have become president. We watched him ignore a virus that killed hundreds of thousands, add fuel to the fire during a social justice movement , shame our country by questioning and then trying to strip our democracy, tear gas citizens so he could take a photo op with a bible he has never read, blame mental health for gun crimes and say guns themselves are not the problem. why do snowflake republicans defend this guy like he's their favourite auntie
fuck donald trump yeeah yeeahhh fuck donald trump yeahhh
i like white folk but i don't like you
all the niggas in the hood wanna fight yu
i like white folk but i don't like you
all the niggas in the hood wanna fight yu
via giphy
by Dry boy Audacious December 03, 2020
by MISTATHUG December 08, 2020
"Supermodels no longer want to fuck donald trump. They lost interest after Stormy Daniels revealed that Marco Rubio was right about the size of his dick. He likes to say that he'd fuck Ivanka if they weren't related, but Ivanka says she wouldn't fuck donald trump even if they weren't related and he were 25 years old, because it would still be gross. Now I don't want to fuck donald trump either, because I think I can do better, and because it's just an embarrassing thing to do." --Melania Knavs...okay, okay, Melania Trump, I just hate to admit it in public
by bis225 December 10, 2020
"Hey dude, I really want to fuck Donald Trump."
"You can't fuck a trash can, it just doesn't seem possible."
"You can't fuck a trash can, it just doesn't seem possible."
by LeftCam December 08, 2020
Jan 17 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose