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When backed into a corner, this phrase functions much in the same way as the phrase, "fuck you and the horse you rode in on". Taking a more aggressive stance, this phrase entails the classic notion of giving your adversary a dirty punch in the brown eye, but one for his/her mother as well, offering a powerful alternative to the default "horse you rode in on". Though bringing bestiality into an insult is tandem to a wild-deuce, changing the horse to the culprit's mother is a straight-flush deal that can be used in any critical circumstance to let your friend know exactly how you feel about him.
Friend: Oh... oh Jesus! Those are my numbers... I JUST WON 98 MILLION DOLLARS!!
You: No shit? Right on man! Hey, do you think I could get a pinch off of those bucks? I mean, I WAS the one who suggested which numbers to pick.
Friend: You're absolutely right. $100 of the jackpot is yours, bro!
You: K. Fuck you AND your mother, jack off.
You: No shit? Right on man! Hey, do you think I could get a pinch off of those bucks? I mean, I WAS the one who suggested which numbers to pick.
Friend: You're absolutely right. $100 of the jackpot is yours, bro!
You: K. Fuck you AND your mother, jack off.
by Helgoth January 18, 2008
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011