A 'third fuck' is an unwanted person who enters an argument that is already ongoing between two people
Person 1: fuck you!
Person 2: no, fuck you!
Person 3: fuck both of you!

Person 1&2: shut up you third fuck your not involved in this!
by Derek858564 July 04, 2018
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To be incredibly thirsty beyond belief and adding the word f*** at the end of any sentence is always okay to.
Oh my gosh this beer looks so good I'm thirsty as fuck.
by Jarrellday November 08, 2017
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Brian: “this dude is actually fucking a dead body”
Jake: “what the hell why would he do something as horrible as that?”
Brian: “he said no homo tho
Jake: “oh ok it’s fine then”
by Lil big 4x October 16, 2019
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This is how close you are to snapping. But it can be used in virtually any way, so there's multiple possibilities. Don't forget to show everyone how close you are after using it.
Brittney: Oh my gooooosh, I'm this fucking close to throwing hands with that bitch!!
Jessica: I totally know what you mean, I'm this fucking close to kissing Bryan!!

Greg: Hey bro, I'm this fucking close to being at your house.
James: That's cool bro, I'm this fucking close to finishing this game!
by MeepMoopPeepPoop December 02, 2020
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What a little kid says when he signs a contract and does not read it, later making a tantrum on social media.
Bob: You cant leave the company until your contract expires

Jonesy: This is fucking bullshit
by Champy_Mode August 20, 2019
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