being royality screw over. A term used to express an extremely unfortuante situation.
"Shit I think your girlfriend's pregnant"

"Well Fuck me sdeways!"
by MsTr-Z May 15, 2005
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an expression used in times of worry, stress, disgust, shock and happiness. one may use this phrase in a certain situation, such as when a sheep bites you or a man in a green lycra suit does the cha cha slide on your roof.
"slideeeee, to the left, take it back there yo"

"fuck me sideways what the harl"
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1. Sex position in which the female lays on her side while the man is kneeling ir standing.

2. To be dooped ( see fucked over).

3. Exclamatory term used when frustrated.
1. Fuck me sideways tonight, please.

2. You've really fucked me sideways.

3. "Fuck me sideways," while in a fit of road rage.
fuck me sideways
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when you either get a fright or you could just find something mind blowing.
p griff ;)
'did you hear the worlds gonna end" "fuck me sideways not again"
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when the man is on his side, and the woman is laying next to him on her back with the penis inside the vagina and their legs intertwined.
Oh baby, i love it when you fuck me sideways.
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a term used when somebody fucks up royaly and can’t think of anything to say so they just say “fuck me sideways”
someone: *eats friend’s pet bird by accident* “fuck ME sideways”😤😤
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Used when:
a) One is in a difficult situation.
b) Has heard something unbelieveable or shocking.
c) Has hurt themselves.

An extended Australian version: "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!" (Yabbi Pump: Suction device used to pump Yabbis from the sand)
Examples:
a) "Fuck me sideways, wrong hole!"
b) "I just won a million dollars!" "Well fuck me sideways!"
c) (*Slams toe into wall*) "Fuck me sideways that hurt!"

"I just rooted a Kangaroo!" "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!"
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