So fucking a man is like heaven but I never tried it because I’m single and will never have a boyfriend or a husband because I’m lesbian, anyways a duck goes in your ass of pussy blah blah blah in and out in and out in and out a lot of times you moan he cums you taste it I think 🤨 I think I’m horny 😃 anyways you finish then you say “ ROUND 2 SON?” Then he says “YEAH DAD!” Round 2 begins in and out in and out in and out . Moaning, cumming, and being tired! Ty for reading my horny thingy majig:)
Dad: hey son, wanna fuck?
Son: sure dad
Dad:gets on bed
Son: gets on bed and gets undressed with dad does the same
Dad:*starts fucking the son slowly
Son : *moaning noises*
Dad: cums
Son: eats the cum
1 hour later
Dad and son: drooling and getting dressed
Mom: comes home
Son: my ass hurts
Dad: I went too hard son
Son :sigh😩
Mom: CHARLES DID YOU FUCK OUR SON AGAIN?
Dad: y-y-yes you b-baka🥺
Mom: should’ve been me
Dad: but fucking a man feels nicer
Son: sure dad
Dad:gets on bed
Son: gets on bed and gets undressed with dad does the same
Dad:*starts fucking the son slowly
Son : *moaning noises*
Dad: cums
Son: eats the cum
1 hour later
Dad and son: drooling and getting dressed
Mom: comes home
Son: my ass hurts
Dad: I went too hard son
Son :sigh😩
Mom: CHARLES DID YOU FUCK OUR SON AGAIN?
Dad: y-y-yes you b-baka🥺
Mom: should’ve been me
Dad: but fucking a man feels nicer
by Charles Dick in son September 01, 2021
Some thing that can be taken out of context if not said correctly
The act of being gay beyond measure, When you've crossed the line between what's morally right for a heterosexual and then pursue in not only engaging in homosexual activity, but going beyond that and achieving Ultimate gayness.
The act of being gay beyond measure, When you've crossed the line between what's morally right for a heterosexual and then pursue in not only engaging in homosexual activity, but going beyond that and achieving Ultimate gayness.
Fucking "A" man (as in the Roman Alphabet) or " Hey I just got here, Fucking a Man!!!!!
Gary queefed as he was fucking a man, gay faggot.
He was caught fucking a man, and everyone suspected the worst.
Gary queefed as he was fucking a man, gay faggot.
He was caught fucking a man, and everyone suspected the worst.
by Samual929 September 22, 2007
The phrase someone says after the know they can't come back to an insult that was just said to them.
Tim: "Haha, oh my god, Mike, your such a fag.
Mike: "Shut up, Tim, your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory."
Tim: "...fuck off, man..."
Mike: "Shut up, Tim, your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory."
Tim: "...fuck off, man..."
by Xyotei April 01, 2011
person1: "I need volunteers."
person2: "It's a suicide mission dude."
person1: "That is not important."
person2: "Fuck you man! Im out of here."
person2: "It's a suicide mission dude."
person1: "That is not important."
person2: "Fuck you man! Im out of here."
by Cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 10, 2011
by Alex Den Hartog May 11, 2010
An exclamation originating in the town of c-port. Between several guys, the term means, "oh shit!" The phrase is basically a bigger OH SHIT.
by Skrempy January 01, 2006

