So fucking a man is like heaven but I never tried it because I’m single and will never have a boyfriend or a husband because I’m lesbian, anyways a duck goes in your ass of pussy blah blah blah in and out in and out in and out a lot of times you moan he cums you taste it I think 🤨 I think I’m horny 😃 anyways you finish then you say “ ROUND 2 SON?” Then he says “YEAH DAD!” Round 2 begins in and out in and out in and out . Moaning, cumming, and being tired! Ty for reading my horny thingy majig:)
Dad: hey son, wanna fuck?
Son: sure dad
Dad:gets on bed
Son: gets on bed and gets undressed with dad does the same
Dad:*starts fucking the son slowly
Son : *moaning noises*
Dad: cums
Son: eats the cum

1 hour later
Dad and son: drooling and getting dressed
Mom: comes home

Son: my ass hurts
Dad: I went too hard son
Son :sigh😩
Mom: CHARLES DID YOU FUCK OUR SON AGAIN?
Dad: y-y-yes you b-baka🥺
Mom: should’ve been me
Dad: but fucking a man feels nicer
by Charles Dick in son September 01, 2021
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Some thing that can be taken out of context if not said correctly
The act of being gay beyond measure, When you've crossed the line between what's morally right for a heterosexual and then pursue in not only engaging in homosexual activity, but going beyond that and achieving Ultimate gayness.
Fucking "A" man (as in the Roman Alphabet) or " Hey I just got here, Fucking a Man!!!!!

Gary queefed as he was fucking a man, gay faggot.

He was caught fucking a man, and everyone suspected the worst.
by Samual929 September 22, 2007
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The phrase someone says after the know they can't come back to an insult that was just said to them.
Tim: "Haha, oh my god, Mike, your such a fag.

Mike: "Shut up, Tim, your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory."

Tim: "...fuck off, man..."
by Xyotei April 01, 2011
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A phrase used when you really really don’t want to do something.
person1: "I need volunteers."

person2: "It's a suicide mission dude."

person1: "That is not important."

person2: "Fuck you man! Im out of here."
by Cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 10, 2011
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That guy sitting over there has a look as if he wants to Man Fuck me.
by Alex Den Hartog May 11, 2010
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An exclamation originating in the town of c-port. Between several guys, the term means, "oh shit!" The phrase is basically a bigger OH SHIT.
"What are we gonna do tonight?"
"I don't know."
"man FUCK."
by Skrempy January 01, 2006
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