a guy who prefers oral sex over any other because his dick's miniscule
I took that guy over there home last night and found out the hard way he's a fuck lunch.
by S. Reason June 15, 2007
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Any company meal or outing you are forced to expense because your manager only carries Gooros.
That cock smuggler is on my board for 60 bucks now. That's 3 fucked lunches this week.
by rrod March 12, 2005
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The act of skipping lunch due to an immediate call/text in which your presence is needed to pleasure that of a sex partner and/or significant other.
Girl: "Do you mind skipping lunch and... helping me with...homework?"
Boy: "Are you just calling me for a lunch fuck?!"
by LunchFuck November 17, 2008
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The act of skipping lunch due to an immediate call/text in which your presence is needed to pleasure that of a sex partner and/or significant other.
Girl: "Do you mind skipping lunch and... helping me with...homework?"
Boy: "Are you just calling me for a lunch fuck?!"
by LunchFuck November 17, 2008
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