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A wacko, someone who is without question a complete idiot.
Why did you invite that crazy fuck job to my party?
by Toejam Pandejo July 06, 2005
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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In the corporate world, a person who steals credit for someone else's accomplishments; alternatively, a person who passes the blame to another person for his own mistakes.
Why do I have to work with this fuck job, when he watches Netflix all fucking day?
by cincycats51 April 02, 2014
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An orchestrated move in financial markets that results in heavy losses to active participants. The only side that wins during a fuckjob is the broker executing your orders.
Rob - "tough day trading...straight down, then straight up. very hard to get a read on what price wanted to do"

Johnny - "yes, what a total fuckjob"
by rmkid March 04, 2019
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a person who does really stupid shit, and fucks stuff up that shouldn't be.
Dude, that guy's a total fuckjob.
by Travis May 17, 2003
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In the corporate world, a person who steals credit for someone else's accomplishments; alternatively, a person who passes the blame to another person for his own mistakes.

"I came up with this great idea to save the company some dough, and I get fired while that fuck job got the raise and promotion."
by Ishtamo October 17, 2007
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someone that sports w/ plugs in their ears a shaved head and wears a tie to work
god eric! i told u yesterday don't look like one of those fuck jobs
by dk5005 June 22, 2006
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