Urban Dictionary: fuck beans

"FUCK BEANS!" is something shouted when you're pure raging at something and/or somecunt

" Ah fuck-beans, I was going to have a munch of that "

" Fuck-beans, I think the prostitute I got up last night's choked on her crunchy nut "

by Jamie Sebastian April 25, 2007

An action one can perform when they are currently experiencing sexual frustration. Simply find a bean big (or small) enough and fuck the living daylights out of it.

I couldnt get any lovin' so I resorted to having to fuck beans.

Whoa! Those fuck beans are frickin' hot, yo!

by Willenholly September 06, 2003

by drop d November 04, 2003

Beans that have been fermenting in the male buttocks for an extensive amount of time.

by Beanboi123 March 12, 2019

“Mariah is a fuckbean!” -her dad