i was so bored and feeling really crazy, I decided to write some random thing into the keyboard. this is what came up: fuck a cheese.
i'll just say, how bout you fuck a cheese? you seem that horny or bored
by Not Aaron Krause October 29, 2013
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The most offensive thing you can say to someone
Chris: Nigga your shoes are ugly. Johnston: These penny loafers, fuck yo cheese
by CJ-BP June 09, 2011
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(n.) The leftover buildup of orgasmic fluids around the head of the penis after a sexual encounter. Usually discovered when dried to a white crust the following morning.
That girl was so hot it took a jackhammer to get the fuck cheese off!
by Catie :) January 18, 2005
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It is a backwords way of saying Cheese fuck. A "Cheese Fuck" is someone who fucks cheese.
Your such a fuck cheese!
What a cheese fuck, I'm leaving!
by Fishman October 20, 2004
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A phrase often used while getting angry at the Impossible Game because you couldn't beat level 2. Used on RoosterTeeth's Rage Quit.
<Playing The Impossible Game> Alright you got this, you got this you square motherfucker....you got the *dies* s...Swiss Fucking Cheese, God Dammit!
by Sypher2015 April 06, 2013
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When a young adult has sex, usually in porno's, with a mature woman (60+) and licks her vagina that hasn't been shaved nor cleaned. This creates a foaming substance, almost like cheese, where the young man takes it and shoves it into her anus, where the cheese like substance is used as a lubricant.
"Yo dude, Jack played with that grandma's fuck cheese last night. Eck!!"
by SexEd.com July 06, 2008
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