Officer:"I want all of the brass shined or else no one gets liberty."
Enlisted:"FTN!!!" (while shoting the finger)

"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"

"No one text FTN"
"Someone call FTN"

I agree with ftn.

Petty Officer Shortshank bent down, unbuttoned his thirteen-button bell-bottom trousers (the stupidest pants in the history of pants), and repainted the toilet bowl a grim greenish, chocolate brown. He looked at the walls beside him, both of which were so close that they touched both of his elbows. On the starboard side was a glory hole and on the port side a piece of gum had been stuck onto the wall and formed into the shape of a nipple, surrounded by the words "This is the only tit you'll see today, squid." He did not, however, see any of that thin, pulpy shit paper he needed to wipe the smelly residue from last night's Schlitzfest from his hind quarters. Even the shitpaper holder had been ripped from the wall. In its place were the letters 'F.T.N.' Shortshank sighed and said, "You got that right.'

"Dude, i got a 45 on my history test even though i studied for like eighteen hours last night, FTN!"

person 1: "Did you hear they finally fired Larry?"
person 2: "What!? FTN!"