Fuck Their Lives. (The opposite of FML -- to use when someone else is causing distress in your world.)
My ex-girlfriend spread a rumor about me to the entire football team. Worst of all, they believed it. FTL
by Teddy Nixon September 30, 2015
by someoneelse August 08, 2005
French The Llama.
Created by John Green of the Vlogbrothers(Youtube) after a competition run by DARPA. One Person said FTL and it meant for the loss. Nerdfighters then tricked John into thinking it was French The Llama. It is used when showing emphasis when someone doesnt want to say the F word.
Created by John Green of the Vlogbrothers(Youtube) after a competition run by DARPA. One Person said FTL and it meant for the loss. Nerdfighters then tricked John into thinking it was French The Llama. It is used when showing emphasis when someone doesnt want to say the F word.
E.g 1) Person 1 Look a whale!
Person 2 French The Llama that wail is big.
E.g. 2) Person 1 What does FTL mean.
Person 2 French The Llama
Person 2 French The Llama that wail is big.
E.g. 2) Person 1 What does FTL mean.
Person 2 French The Llama
by Bezza27 December 28, 2009
Chaneese: “why did you lick the bus window?”
Alex: “lily told me to do it ftl”
Or:
Grace: “should I flash everyone?”
Izzy: “yeah go on. Do it ftl”
Alex: “lily told me to do it ftl”
Or:
Grace: “should I flash everyone?”
Izzy: “yeah go on. Do it ftl”
by JojoSiwanator2273737 October 21, 2019
"I wish they would invent FTL drives soon and we'll start conquering planets outside our solar system!".
by DarkMatter42 March 22, 2010
FTL = Failure To Launch. Refers to a growing trend where children, after graduating from university or college, move back home to live with their parents.
"The guy graduated with honours and yet he's back living in his parents' basement playing video games all day. A total FTL"
by WickedGurrl February 27, 2012