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Acronym for Fuck the Enter Key. Used in internet chat slang. Used when the enter key is hit accidentally, such as when trying to hit the ' key.
John: So i'm going down to the store but I won
Jack: ?
John: Ftek!
by CHFan June 24, 2008
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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