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fail to eject. When a firearm fails to properly eject (for many reasons) a casing. Generally referred to in relation to semi or full auto firearms.
question) why does my kel-tec always fte?
answer) because kel-tec firearms suck the donkey dick.
by TheBlueMeanie January 06, 2009
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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FTE is an acronym which means "Full Trucker Effect". It is a common used term on the Bubba the Love Sponge show on Sirius Satellite radio channel 101 (Howard 101). It is from the Johnny Socko song of the same name, played by Bubba before every show.
Hey Ned, this is Juicy Fruit, FTE here!
by BlitzK September 23, 2007
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- For The Ewoks

Simply because Starwars Wins.
Guy one - FTE!!!

Guy two - you mean ftw right?

Guy One - No it means For the ewoks damn it!
by Popper :) September 08, 2010
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means fuck the damn establishment, but not like rebel-im-going-blow-something-up. its more like when someone says something and you just wish said person would get off their high horse and come down to real world (must also be used in non-caps, CAPS is just too damn established really)
Someone says: Telling lies is bad, it gets me into trouble, sex is bad, you could get AIDS, smoking is bad, you will die.
you say: fte *walk away*
by The Guys Without Funny Namez November 12, 2009
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