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person 1: bro we playing st pats tomorrow at football
person 2: FSP

or

person 1: he's so ugly how does he get all the girls
person 2: FSP
by ST PATS HATER May 17, 2017
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Free Shit Pool (a contest where a bunch of people put together prizes i.e. money, cards, or collectibles and month by month someone randomly wins something)
Yo did you enter the FSP?
Yeah I hope I win.
by straightedgesavior April 07, 2011
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Last night I called a FSP to set an appt. It was great, she did it all from sensual touch to Greek, all for a small donation. Awesome
by ParadiseBlue October 18, 2005
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Fucking Stupid Post: Used to denote a particularly dumb or unisightful electronic post or comment.
Can be used when posters leave comments consisting only of acronyms which leave much ambiguity to their intended messege. E.g.

~BaldSpot83: FTW
~BigUgly: FSP. Do you mean Fuck The World or For The Win?

Also sometimes used when someone leaves any sort of question in a comment box labeled "Review." E.g.

Reviews:
~Dummy63: This product looks like its going to be awesome!!! do you think it will have shaceships?
~NonEarthStain: FSP dude
by GoogleIt29 August 01, 2011
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Fuel sucking pig. A car or truck, or more commonly a SUV that uses excessive amounts of gas, and spews green house gases.

Wow you got a really really nice fsp.

Yea, this sucker goes, 0-80 in 7 seconds.

Man, that means you could be in a gas station by the end of the day.

Naw, this thing gets 9 miles to gallon and holds 35 gallons, on a long trip sometimes I have to get gas by noon.
by mlhiss June 03, 2008
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Stands for "Fuck, Shit, Piss" This is used when something extremely unpleasant presents itself, and unfortunately Great Aunt Ann is in the room, so you're forced to use an acronym.
Setting - Family Gathering

Aunt Milda: "Oh Laura, watch out for ..." (Little cousin Billy dumps his steaming bowl of Spaghetti O's on Laura's lap)

Laura: "Ahhh!! FSP!!!!"
by Lorla April 14, 2008
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