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first shit of the day (fsotd) - arriving to work and finding the nice, freshly cleaned bathroom, and being the first person to shit in the toilet.
"Man I had all that coffee and a bran muffin for breakfast, but since I was at work so early I was still in time to take the fsotd!"
"How was it?"
A clean bathroom makes for a great first shit of the day."
"How was it?"
A clean bathroom makes for a great first shit of the day."
by wland January 25, 2011