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When an item of fruit or vegetable is so off it looks and smells like death. Rather like the banana that sat in your schoolbag for a whole year without being taken out.
"Whoa, man! Don't eat that apple, it's totally fruitilated!"
by i.am.not.a.candy.cane January 27, 2008
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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