anyone or thing that proposes an immidiate pre"dick"ament or is unneccisarily happy and/or homosexual. like when your homie says 'hey i wonder what would happen if i stuck this lunchroom spoon up that dudes ass'
you dude! you're such a fruit!
by not a fruit January 20, 2004
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Fruit is best defined with an excerpt from a board game:

This is if you are a gay man....

Or a strawberry.
A. I can't find a single gay guy to hook up with.
B. Why don't you hook up with Cody? He's a fruit.

A. Everybody loves fruit! It has teh vitamin C.
by Yelizaveta January 14, 2009
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An extremly gay man (ex. weiring make-up, giving girls hair tips), or a male hooker.
1.Lookin fruity!
2.You fag, go pick up a fruit!
by isla September 02, 2004
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A food source that is not eaten or consumed, but is 'taken'. An excellent source of vitamins & nutrition.
The meal is finished. Your host asks 'Do you take fruits?' If you answer in the negative, you will be asked 'You don't take fruits?'
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Someone who is a tool, douche, fag, loser, weirdo, or freak, etc...
n. What a fruit!
Michael is a fruit.
by olivepip January 09, 2009
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A gay person who goes out with girls so people wont think that hes gay.
Steve is such a fucking fruit, I heard he let some douche bag named Gary pound him.
by Ryan Deere May 26, 2007
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A large family of gay people who come together and produce more gay people.
Oh look, it's the Fruits! What a bunch of queers they are. I hope they all die soon, the earth would be so much nicer.
by CaseyJo December 18, 2016
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