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fruitcake martini
What goes down
in the shower
when one dude hits another dude with
a wet
towel
.
Bro, that fruitcake martini is
gonna
leave
a
welt
.
by
Danethan Rothbert
November 12, 2007
Get a
fruitcake martini
mug for your sister Jovana.