frozen lotion made to spray on certain peoples necks to make certain other people get mad. immediately proceeding using this weapon of mass destruction, pour mustard into the angry bitches milk

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.