noun- the pussy
!not as liked or fun as the "back door"
i decided to go in thrugh the front door instead of the back door
by Anonymous April 25, 2003
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in front of you or to the front
you got a bear about two miles on your front door
by lionftwaog August 25, 2011
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First hit from a joint, blunt, pipe, or bong. It is most often given to the person who rolled or loaded the weed, but in some circles this person must call front door.
Stoner 1: You want back door on the next joint?

Stoner 2: No, give me the weed and I'll roll it. I want front door.
by Sean Quixote January 16, 2006
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1.) Dat bitch Sue done fucked up ma weekend, she's gots da front door trots. Meh!
2.) Looks like the Dems are going to lose again this year, Muffy. They are nominating that front door trots fellow Kerry. Do we have any merlot left?
by fucwad March 17, 2004
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Great for people who wants multiple visitors to their front door. Applying a thick coat, as often as needed. Spread evenly for a smooth finish and to cover all crevices.
Claudia spent the weekend glossing the front door.
by The Gentleman Phraser August 07, 2017
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More publicly acceptable and FCC-friendly version of S.T.F.U., originally coined by Buckethead on WJRR Radio.
"You slept with your girlfriend's sister and her mom? Shut the front door!"
by GrendelPrime April 27, 2006
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