"Man...I got shit from asshole to breakfast!"

(Where 'Shit' is used to describe any substance or item).

"I got bills from asshole to breakfast!"

When trying to eat an Eskimo Pie on Bondi Beach in the middle of an Australian summer....
"Look at me! I got ice-cream from asshole to breakfast!"

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.