Someone who keeps calling another person fruity (gay), even when they aren’t.

when you ejaculate in a woman's vagina slurp it back out and then spit it in her face

A euphemism for rimming.

When you do a gravity bong weed hit and the water splashes up and hits your lips.

A physically exhaustive game where the frustrated young men of Britain's finest independent all-boys schools leap over each other's bare backsides, while taking care not to insert their dangling genitals. Many of these fine young men go on to join societies at Oxford and Cambridge, such as burn-a-fifty-quid- note-in-front-of-a-homeless-man society, or stick-your-todger-in-a-dead-pig club.

A sexual position where two females on there periods play leapfrog

This is when you have to poop really badly and the tip of the terd is poking out. Similar to turtle-heading, but this is when the terds are softer, not hard like a turtle's shell.