when a girl is sextuple penetrated, so two in the ass, the pussy and mouth and all guys cum (you can use trannys as well) works best after a few shots of tequila and grape kool-aid.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.