Urban Dictionary: fried shrimp

The emoji used when you have no response. The emoji version of awkward turtle.

"Thanks for last night I would have kissed you but I have work in the morning"

*sends fried shrimp emoji*

by TobiasTheCruel December 29, 2017

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MR KRABS LITTLE FRIED SHRIMP

Mr Krabs is always bragging about the size of his shrimp yet everyone knows that my boi aint packing.

Have you seen Mr Krabs Little Fried shrimp?

OMG yes but its ok its about the motion not the size.

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Shrimp Fried Rice

Chinese slang for small weiner

Chan: William! I stick my shrimp fried rice in your pooty tang!

William: Oh chan, oh chan!

by B October 26, 2004

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shrimp fried rice

to perform oral sex on a chinese woman

in the song 'colt 45', ''i ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice''

by bailey johnson February 28, 2005

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shrimp fried rice

Where you puke on someones asshole and then fist fuck it.

Dude, you gave that chick a shrimp fried rice!

by Kentor December 13, 2003

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shrimp fried taco

1.)a taco with shrimp fried in a doughy batter 2.)a chinese vagina, poon, cunt, taco, hole with no ending 3.) a poon puked on after eating a delicious meal at red lobster

1.) Dude that shrimp fried taco had a pube in it. 2.)When I was in China I put it in a shrimp fried taco. 3.) Dude, I banged this chick so hard I got sick and gave her a shrimp fried taco!!!

by RoNaLd McDoNaLd January 29, 2004

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Shrimp fried rice

Paul: I had some shrimp fried rice last night. She got so wet, it was dribbling down my chin.
Eric: Nice! I wanna get some too.

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