Friar Tucked

Literally means 'fucked'.
Can be used to describe somebody that is ridiculously drunk, or something that is broken etc.

"hahaha look at him, he's friar tucked!"
"Oh bollocks, my car is friar tucked!"

by Lubo25 January 24, 2009

Friar Tuck

The coarse ring of hair around the anus resembling the ring hairline and bald center of Friar Tuck.

Rob was looking forward to a little analingus with his new girlfriend Carol. He was about to go down and savor some of her booty juice when he spotted her Friar Tuck and was completely turned off and told her she needed to wax.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2015

Friar Tuck

A Friar Tuck is the result of a large man or woman sitting on a dirty toilet. The excess skin will encompass the toilet rim picking up hair or dirt. The resulting line of hair across the ass resembles the hairline of Friar Tuck.

If Grace sits on that toilet she'll have a Friar Tuck two inches thick!

by Da Plumber July 7, 2008

Friar Tuck

The action of tucking your boner into the waist band of your pants.

I was in public when you sent me that pic, I had to Friar Tuck it!

by Friar Tucker December 4, 2012

friar's tuck

Slang for a person who is balding or has a bald spot on the top of their head.

Friar Tuck is a companion to Robin Hood in the legends about that character. Friars Tuck is the common pattern of a border of hair around the back of the head/neck and the sides of the head.

Sir it looks you have a Friar's tuck

by Foofe October 4, 2010

Friar tuck

When you use your portly belly to push someone out of the way.

Bob heard there was cake in the break room but Larry was blocking the door so he had to friar tuck him to get by.

by Ariktg December 26, 2016

Friar Tucks

The greatest restaurant to bless this earth

Michael: fuck me, I'm hungry for a wee chicken supreme, wanna get a friar tucks
James: I want to have non homosexual sexual intercourse with you for suggesting that

by definitelyaturtle October 7, 2018