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Attractive cousin of the freudian slip. When someone subconsciously clicks a hyperlink on the internet they normally wouldn't, mostly due to that link's risque content and/or the user's pure intentions.
While searching for some hot articles on asian private healthcare, Craig made a freudian click onto a hot asian porn site.
by Ben354 October 08, 2007
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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To accidentally send an angry or rude e-mail that says what you really think about a person.
Dear Kelly,

You are a two faced bitch. How can you make fun of other people while living with your own pimply face and lumpy ass? Are you fucking blind??

Sarah: "ohhhh crap, I didn't actually mean to send that! Damn, another Freudian Click!"
by TheMusician June 29, 2011
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Sending an email to someone by mistake.

A second after I hit "send", I realized that I had made a Freudian Click and emailed a love note to my ex instead of my boyfriend. So embarrassing!

by Cynyc September 24, 2008
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Opening a computer program you briefly thought about but were not intending on opening in the first place.
Steve: I wanted to open Firefox, but I was thinking of that essay I wrote and accidently opened Word instead.

Bill: Wow, Freudian click man
by Bananananananakroyd May 11, 2011
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When you click something automatically because of repressed sexual thoughts.
It was such a Freudian click when Oliver clicked that "cuck porn"-link just now
by freutenstach May 04, 2018
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