Apr 28 Word of the Day
Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.
by masokitsune January 17, 2019
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(v)"To play the air guitar."

(Taken from the movement of the left hand up and down the imaginary frets of a non-existent electric guitar)
"You can always recognize the spotty teenage Status Quo herberts, by their inability to refrain from 'fretwanking' the second "Caroline" is played on the juke-box."

by Stan Grytviken April 01, 2003
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