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Slang for fuck. First used in a forum editing war by moderators. Speculation still remains as to who first used it.
That was frenchtoasting awesome!

Stop frenchtoasting editing my post!
by Stick_Branch September 16, 2007
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Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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When you pour syrup in her vagina and dip your french toast in it. After, always clean up by eating the syrup
“Hey babe, can you serve me french toast tomorrow morning?”
“Only if you make me sausage after”
by Hampton Grey April 03, 2021
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A food that, contrary to popular belief, is not called "toast by the french. It's called lost bread.
Frenchman: Would you like some lost bread?
American: You mean french toast?
by Zach G. December 03, 2003
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Egging someone else's property, usually a car, then covering it with slices of bread, and leaving it in the sun. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the car. Hence, french toast.
The Principal gave me detention the other day, so me and Pablo French Toasted his car.
by Hodge329 September 18, 2008
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A sexual act when a man ejaculates on their partner's stomach, and immediately flips over the partner and burns them.
"Why does she have a burn mark on her back?"

"Cause I french toasted her last night"
by WaffleMan January 18, 2013
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