When you shit on a man or womans bossoms and then flatten it down and cut it into squares and spread butter on it
JOHN::Oi mate wana make french toast this morning?
Michelle:Oh yer whos chest shall we use?
by THE ABDOMINATOR November 05, 2008
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Soggy toast considered inferior to crisp American toast.
How's your French toast dear?
Soggy and ungrateful. But this American toast is a-okay.
by Bill the Cat May 27, 2008
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A young lady that has had the misfortune of ordering clothes from French Toast only to realize that her junior size was labeled as husky
Fiona was dismayed to find out that she was a French Toast husky.
by Ultra PP July 11, 2008
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1. A common greeting between friends.

2. A song by the band Gruvis Malt.

3. A damn fine delicacy.
1. "Hey, buddy. Maple Syrup." "Dude ...French Toast. I haven't seen you in ages!"

2. "Did you hear the new song by Gruvis Malt? Its called Maple Syrup ...French Toast."

3. "Damn. I'm having an orgasm from this Maple Syrup ...French Toast. Its like an orgy in my mouth."
by Mike of the Jungle September 19, 2005
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When you can't make pancakes and you're all out of waffles...
Dave: Shit, shit, shit! I should have worn a condom last night. I doubt that hoe was on the pill.
Graham: Dude, why didn't you make her some morning-after pancakes?
Dave: Do I look like Gordon fucking Ramsay?
Graham: Did you have any waffles?
Dave: Fuck no!
Graham: Morning-after french toast? All you have to do is crush up the morning after pill in to some nice jam, spread it on and she'll never know.
Dave: Hindsight is a wonderful thing.
by Meathook Mike June 15, 2014
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When a frenchman bakes bread with his own feces, toasts it, and the procedes to butter it with his own semen. He then saves it for a romantic evening.
Pierre makes the best god damn French Toast A La Mode you will ever have.
by Miles_JR August 24, 2006
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An expression used with anger, brought on by irony.
Alanis: "It's like rain on your wedding day, a no smoking sign on your cigarette break, like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife, like meeting the man of your dreams...then meeting his beautiful wife.........

FRENCH TOAST MY ASSHOLE . "
by urbandiclova October 18, 2010
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