When you shit on a man or womans bossoms and then flatten it down and cut it into squares and spread butter on it
by THE ABDOMINATOR November 05, 2008
by Bill the Cat May 27, 2008
A young lady that has had the misfortune of ordering clothes from French Toast only to realize that her junior size was labeled as husky
by Ultra PP July 11, 2008
may-puhl seer-hup pause fre(en)nch toh-st
1. A common greeting between friends.
2. A song by the band Gruvis Malt.
3. A damn fine delicacy.
1. A common greeting between friends.
2. A song by the band Gruvis Malt.
3. A damn fine delicacy.
1. "Hey, buddy. Maple Syrup." "Dude ...French Toast. I haven't seen you in ages!"
2. "Did you hear the new song by Gruvis Malt? Its called Maple Syrup ...French Toast."
3. "Damn. I'm having an orgasm from this Maple Syrup ...French Toast. Its like an orgy in my mouth."
2. "Did you hear the new song by Gruvis Malt? Its called Maple Syrup ...French Toast."
3. "Damn. I'm having an orgasm from this Maple Syrup ...French Toast. Its like an orgy in my mouth."
by Mike of the Jungle September 19, 2005
Dave: Shit, shit, shit! I should have worn a condom last night. I doubt that hoe was on the pill.
Graham: Dude, why didn't you make her some morning-after pancakes?
Dave: Do I look like Gordon fucking Ramsay?
Graham: Did you have any waffles?
Dave: Fuck no!
Graham: Morning-after french toast? All you have to do is crush up the morning after pill in to some nice jam, spread it on and she'll never know.
Dave: Hindsight is a wonderful thing.
Graham: Dude, why didn't you make her some morning-after pancakes?
Dave: Do I look like Gordon fucking Ramsay?
Graham: Did you have any waffles?
Dave: Fuck no!
Graham: Morning-after french toast? All you have to do is crush up the morning after pill in to some nice jam, spread it on and she'll never know.
Dave: Hindsight is a wonderful thing.
by Meathook Mike June 15, 2014
When a frenchman bakes bread with his own feces, toasts it, and the procedes to butter it with his own semen. He then saves it for a romantic evening.
by Miles_JR August 24, 2006
Alanis: "It's like rain on your wedding day, a no smoking sign on your cigarette break, like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife, like meeting the man of your dreams...then meeting his beautiful wife.........
FRENCH TOAST MY ASSHOLE . "
FRENCH TOAST MY ASSHOLE . "
by urbandiclova October 18, 2010