Urban Dictionary: french lettuce

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french lettuce

An endearing or playful term when referring to a well-used vagina.

The prostitute asked: "Would you like to nibble on my french lettuce?"

by Jamott February 14, 2009

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When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.

“I’m tired I wanna go home”

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”

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French Lettuce

'French Lettuce' is a term meaning condom.

it's an old term as my parents use it...

girl; i'm ready

boy; okay, let me go get the french lettuce
girl; okay make sure it's on properly

girl; i'm pregnant...
boy; OMG! the french lettuce must of had a whole in it....

by urbansmartypants123 November 08, 2011

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