a prude, someone who "freezes" all the action or won't put out, someone who abnormally reluctant to engage in sexual activity
"man, i dumped that bitch Therisa after a week. she was a fucking freezer!"
by lauren August 30, 2003
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1. The best place to put things you dont want to look at.
2. A good place for safe-keeping. Fire safe.
The freezer is a good place to store anything but ice cream.
by jally September 26, 2006
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a gay ass pussy who won`t do shit with their boy/girlfriend cause their scared **cough cough melissa**
god i dumped him because he was such a freezer!! uGhh i hate freezerss!!
by your mom 05 April 25, 2005
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Poker term used to describe when two or more "coolers" are dealt in the same hand. An example of a freezer would be if one player was dealt AA, another KK, and a third QQ.

More commonly seen with online poker rooms such FullTilt, Pokerstars, or Cake.
At the WSOP last year, some amateur donk won it all on a fucking freezer. Stacked a player with AA and another guy with KK when he flopped a set of Queens. Unbelievable.
by Sugo Muhnuts November 02, 2010
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One day, a girl meant to call some one a freak and a loser, but they just combined them into freezer. The name stuck and now is used by other people.
You are such a freezer. Ew.
by SammMan November 14, 2004
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The act of one ejaculating in their partner's eye, preferredly getting the reaction of, "Ow, my eye !"
(squirts)
Emily: OW, my eye! did you just give me the freezer?
Kyle: awwwwwwww yeahhhhhhhh
by Carlin Morris October 25, 2010
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